Sunday, January 2, 2011

New Years Resolutions

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The other day, Lori asked what our new years resolutions were and I said that I didn't have any.  It's true enough, I don't have any specific resolutions for the new year, however I do have some life goals that I am working towards and I thought it was time to share them. I may have to break this up into sections since it's lengthy.

1.  Reading/Writing/Arithmetic. The three R's(?)

Reading - I haven't been able to sit down and read a book for fun in years.  I used to have my nose in a book 24/7 but now my reading is limited to technical manuals and Wikipedia pages.  This needs to change.  I am going to try to read two books a month going forward, one "thinking" book and one "brain candy" book.  I'm not sure where I will find the time or where to start but this changes this month.

Writing - Long ago, when I had my nose in a book 24/7 I wanted to be a writer.  That's obviously not going to happen.  However, I am going to commit to writing more than the occasional Facebook status update.  I think I am going to finally get around to starting a blog.  Maybe.  Maybe not.

Arithmetic - I am going to get my spending in check and under control.  This means I am going to cut out waste.  This is a work in progress but I think I can do it.  Starbucks - old friend - you and your happy baristas are the next to go.  I brought home two bottles of creamer from the store and I am going to be making coffee at home.

To be continued....

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Thanks Geico

Dani "does geico really save you 15% or more on your car insurance?
Mikey "wee wee wee wee wee"
Dani "Did the little pig cry wee wee wee all the way home?"
Mikey "wee wee weeeee weeee wee"
Dani "wee wee wee wee wee"
Fml

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Up in smoke

Couple fighting at the gas station. I just want to scream stop being a bitch and let Sammy go smoke the bong with his friends already....

By the time she was done I wanted to smoke a bong....

Thursday, October 7, 2010

When men were men and vampires were scary

My kids wanted me to buy The Lost Boys on DVD. I was happy to oblige. That's the way a vampire should be - brutal blood sucking killers not lovey dovey sparkling pansy boys...

Monday, October 4, 2010

I love you - you love me

When my boys were little I was convinced that Barney the dinosaur was sent by alien overlords to prepare the next generation for the imminent invasion... So when the race of purple dinosaurs on the mothership land - the kids raised on Barney will be welcoming them singing I love you you love me... As this generation nears maturity I just want to make sure they know to run when the purple dinosaurs land!

Friday, September 10, 2010

NO BOYFRIENDS

Dani says "I have a boyfriend". I said "does he know he's your boyfriend?" she says "no". I said "what if he doesn't want to be your boyfriend?". She says "then I will find another boyfriend. There are sooooooo many cute boys at my school". And at that moment my husband who was sitting across town felt a great disruption in the force....

Monday, September 6, 2010

OSU Oregon State - just not right

Mikey: "Dani can I hold your beaver?"
Dani: "yes but you have to promise to feed it lots of wood."
Why couldn't my husband be an alumni of a college with a normal mascot?