NO BOYFRIENDS

Dani says "I have a boyfriend". I said "does he know he's your boyfriend?" she says "no". I said "what if he doesn't want to be your boyfriend?". She says "then I will find another boyfriend. There are sooooooo many cute boys at my school". And at that moment my husband who was sitting across town felt a great disruption in the force....

OSU Oregon State - just not right

Mikey: "Dani can I hold your beaver?"
Dani: "yes but you have to promise to feed it lots of wood."
Why couldn't my husband be an alumni of a college with a normal mascot?

going back

Sick and tired of feeling like a single parent.

Typical

At target by a feis. Ry didn't bring a belt or clean socks. Mikey is mooing. Dani is screaming at mikey to stop mooing. James us whining for a fedora. Gary stayed home to get drunk with his friends. Fml