Up in smoke

Couple fighting at the gas station. I just want to scream stop being a bitch and let Sammy go smoke the bong with his friends already....

By the time she was done I wanted to smoke a bong....

When men were men and vampires were scary

My kids wanted me to buy The Lost Boys on DVD. I was happy to oblige. That's the way a vampire should be - brutal blood sucking killers not lovey dovey sparkling pansy boys...

I love you - you love me

When my boys were little I was convinced that Barney the dinosaur was sent by alien overlords to prepare the next generation for the imminent invasion... So when the race of purple dinosaurs on the mothership land - the kids raised on Barney will be welcoming them singing I love you you love me... As this generation nears maturity I just want to make sure they know to run when the purple dinosaurs land!