Mikey wisdom.  When riding our bikes down the boardwalk,  he pulls up next to me and says "mom,  I figured out a way to keep people from stealing our stuff.  We can put up a sign that says 'if you break in Zeus will curse you'."  I was amazed and asked him if he knew who Zeus was.   He does.  I asked him "what if other people don't know who Zeus is?"  he said "then we put a picture of Zeus under the sign".   My boss thought it was the most brilliant idea ever.  He says I need to put that on tshirt.  Maybe that will pay for Mikeys college.  Anyone need a "protected by Zeus"  shirt?  Lol