Protected by Zeus

Mikey wisdom. When riding our bikes down the boardwalk, he pulls up next to me and says "mom, I figured out a way to keep people from stealing our stuff. We can put up a sign that says 'if you break in Zeus will curse you'." I was amazed and asked him if he knew who Zeus was. He does. I asked him "what if other people don't know who Zeus is?" he said "then we put a picture of Zeus under the sign". My boss thought it was the most brilliant idea ever. He says I need to put that on tshirt. Maybe that will pay for Mikeys college. Anyone need a "protected by Zeus" shirt? Lol